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Monday, October 13, 2008

The Art Of Dumpster Diving

The other day at work I was asked to crush down cardboard in the cardboard dumpster as there was alot of boxes in it so it was really full. So what i did was climb up on the edge and jump in.

The thing i didn't take into consideration was that it was only piled up on one side. So as soon as i jumped in there was like a rock slide of cardboard making me slide all the way under most of the cardboard.Another thing i didnt think about was BEES!@!!!!!

there was alot of bees inside the dumpster. and i was trapped inside every time i tried to climb out i went deeper under it all. So i really was in a predicament and for some reason i couldnt stop taking pictures of everything that was happening. Finally after i put my phone away i managed to struggle my way out of the dumpster with out angering the bees. Im not sure if im alergic to them but i thought that it might not be the right day to find out.

So basically when your asked to crush down card board.
1) Check to make sure the cardboard is evenly distributed in the dumpster
2) Make sure theres no bees
3) Always have a spotter incase your stuck if not that make sure a life guard is on duty
4) Look before you leap
5)If you cant swim wear water wings
6) if your getting sucked in relax struggling only pulls you in deeper

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Feel good......

Anonymous said...

Lol! [= Niceee

Unknown said...

wow matt you have alot of time on your hands when your at work now dont you.....

Anonymous said...

#6 - that's what she said.

iatekate said...

lmao..isn't it great being so recklessly impulsive?

Tori said...

ahahaha thats funnnyyy. Definetly sounds like something u would do. Keep it up!! Dont hurt yurself tho!!! lol
yur awsome matt!
tori

sparklegreen said...

Yeah, I forgot to check for the bees last time! Juuust joking. Sweet blog topic.

Mitchell said...

Haha. I tried this out at work to with a friend, my friend jumped in and we forgot that the machine was automaticly crushing the cardboard :p . He got out just in time.